Originally Posted by Professor Newton

On the first day of x-mas, ANet gave to me:

An Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw.

On the second day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw.

On the third day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw.

On the fourth day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw.

On the fifth day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
5 PUGs that failed UW within 1 minute!
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw
On the sixth day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
6 touchers chasing me,
5 PUGs that failed UW within 1 minute!
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw

On the seventh day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
7 duped armbraces in a trade,
6 touchers chasing me,
5 PUGs that failed UW within 1 minute!
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw

On the eighth day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
8 ectos dropped but none are mine
7 duped armbraces in a trade,
6 touchers chasing me,
5 PUGs that failed UW within 1 minute!
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw

On the ninth day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
9 hours of waiting at The Jade Quarry
8 ectos dropped but none are mine
7 duped armbraces in a trade,
6 touchers chasing me,
5 PUGs that failed UW within 1 minute!
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw

On the tenth day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
10 updates that log me off every minute,
9 hours of waiting at The Jade Quarry
8 ectos dropped but none are mine
7 duped armbraces in a trade,
6 touchers chasing me,
5 PUGs that failed UW within 1 minute!
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw

On the eleventh day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
11 teammates mobbing in AB with me
10 updates that log me off every minute,
9 hours of waiting at The Jade Quarry
8 ectos dropped but none are mine
7 duped armbraces in a trade,
6 touchers chasing me,
5 PUGs that failed UW within 1 minute!
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw

On the twelfth day of x-mas, ANet gave to me:
12 hundred people looking for party but no monk,
11 teammates mobbing in AB with me
10 updates that log me off every minute,
9 hours of waiting at The Jade Quarry
8 ectos dropped but none are mine
7 duped armbraces in a trade,
6 touchers chasing me,
5 PUGs that failed UW within 1 minute!
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw